rspwfaq: Cruise Day?

rspwfaq (

rspwfaq) wrote,
@ 2006-07-30 19:40:00

Cruise Day?
"I figured your readers deserved a thread, no, a whole day to show their admiration for me. Maybe they can post drawings they've sketched of me? Maybe some of your older readers served with me in Vietnam and can recall a few stories of my valor. Maybe I saved some of your reader's lives? Maybe somebody is on the edge, man! They're worried about their vitamin intake but are too embarassed to seek Cruise Control.

I don't want you to think of this as a day of celebrating Tom Cruise, but a day to celebrate your reader's love for Tom Cruise. That's why you should declare July Thirty-One, Two Thousand & Six, Tom Cruise Appreciation Day.

Tom Cruise"

Man, I would, but I fear that my memories of Tom Cruise and appreciation would just move me to tears and I wouldn't be able to carry on with my normal life, thus robbing people on the blog of the chance to continue hearing your wisdom.

But thanks for the offer.

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	jdisbfp 2006-07-31 01:51 am UTC (link)
	First. The Tom Cruise gimmick poster is getting old, playa. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatnickguy 2006-07-31 03:06 am UTC (link)
	It's a gimmick?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Old. leeloovenkman 2006-07-31 03:28 am UTC (link)
	First. isn't old? BEN (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Old. scottyhwood 2006-07-31 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Excellent comment Or maybe i'm just jealous for never getting first myself? Who will ever know or care? (Reply to this) (Parent)

t0mcruise
2006-07-31 07:45 am UTC (link)

Now we all know that jbsdiefip is a giant among us. When the Israelites starved, God sent mana. And when we need insight and new ideas, he sends us jdsfbpi. For example (from the latest impact thread):

"

Here are my thoughts.

I HAVE AN AVATAR!

BLOODY BRODY HEAD!!!!

I feel that Bloody Brody Head's should replace star ratings."

Jbefsfp succeeds where people like Alan Greenspan have failed. To use an impossibly complex combination of words, yet intricately design it for the common man to understand. When I see the bloody head I know I'm in for an intellectual feast.

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	jdisbfp 2006-07-31 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man Tom, you went with the zany "spell the guys name wrong" method of hilarity? No wonder you don't do comedies. And at the very least, it's good to see you recognize genius when it's right in front of you. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jericho150 2006-07-31 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	HAHA, that is so funny man! Wait, it's not, you tool. Tom just owned you, so wear it and move on (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

jdisbfp
2006-07-31 02:37 pm UTC (link)

Thanks for the update on what is funny and what is not funny.

The part where you called me a tool really emphasized why your opinion on high comedy should matter to anybody, because calling somebody a tool is clearly the zenith of hilarity.

Any other advice on how to be awesome? Maybe I could insult Tom's mother? And his genital size? I'm looking for real highbrow stuff here, and clearly you bring that in spades.

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	scottyhwood 2006-07-31 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	At least most of us can admit when we're being hypocrites (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2006-07-31 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Bro, who's NOT a hypocrite? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	tc_the_terrible 2006-07-31 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Tom IS NOT a hypocrite. Nor is he a hippophant. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	scottyhwood 2006-07-31 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I do believe that was the point of my post, bro, but thanks for giving me an excuse to take a break from the work i was doing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

jericho150
2006-08-01 07:34 am UTC (link)

The first line was me stating a fact, the second line was me stating the obvious.

And as for your little response, I'm so glad you wrote that, because that just shows people here that you are infact, a tool. It looks like you tried to deflect my statement by trying to lower the reputation my sentence, which didnt work to well because people just don't really like you.

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jdisbfp
2006-08-01 12:38 pm UTC (link)

You are right, I was trying to "lower the reputation my sentence". Whatever that means. I certainly hope it doesn't mean anything regarding your intelligence level, because your own typing skills and lack thereof do a fine enough job of showing everyone just how low that level is.

As for people liking me, I've met one person in my entire life who dislikes me, and they have good reason to. I certainly hope you're not going with the "HAHA PEOPLE ON AN INTERNET BLOG LIKE ME MORE THAN THEY LIKE YOU" as some type of insult, since, you know, it's an internet blog, which is hardly the place you go to gauge someone's popularity.

Also, you said that the first line was you stating fact. Your first line was "Haha, that's so funny, man!"

Thanks for the compliment. Unless of course it was supposed to be an insult, in which case, your ignorance even managed to screw THAT up as well.

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jericho150
2006-08-01 03:44 pm UTC (link)

Oh my god, I think I'm going to cry. I don't know if it is because Im embaressed about not really giving a crap about my grammer when it's not really an issue, or if it's because you actualy used the grammer comeback due to lack of originality.

"HAHA PEOPLE ON AN INTERNET BLOG LIKE ME MORE THAN THEY LIKE YOU"
Did you say that because I called you a tool..? Really? And I honestly don't care if people like me or not on the internet, because it's the god damn internet. And are you sure all those people really like you?

Also, you said that the first line was you stating fact. Your first line was "Haha, that's so funny, man!"
Yes,I was stating a fact. Because your post was just too funny.

Thanks for the compliment. Unless of course it was supposed to be an insult, in which case, your ignorance even managed to screw THAT up as well.
I am so not worthy to post in the same blog as someone so vastly superior in everyway. But I'm too ignorent to stop... I don't know what to do.

In all seriousness, like you said it's an internet blog. You don't really care about others think of you on here, do you? Thats seems to be how the majority acts around here, but not all of them try to act all high and mighty just because someone made a good comeback against you.

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jdisbfp
2006-08-01 03:55 pm UTC (link)

Oh my god, I think I'm going to cry. I don't know if it is because Im embaressed about not really giving a crap about my grammer when it's not really an issue, or if it's because you actualy used the grammer comeback due to lack of originality.

There's actually a difference between grammar issues and just flat out not making sense because you are clearly leaving out words. And yes, it's grammar, not grammer. But hey, spelling and grammar aren't an issue...what are you, a gas station attendant?

Did you say that because I called you a tool..? Really? And I honestly don't care if people like me or not on the internet, because it's the god damn internet. And are you sure all those people really like you?

Yes, I'm quite sure of the people who like me. Why wouldn't I be? And I said that because YOU were the one who made the witty "NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU" comment. If it's just the god damn internet and you don't care, why did you make the statement in the first place? Which is it, are you using it to show how superior you are, or using it to show how you totally don't care because you are wicked awesome? Can't be both, big fella.

I am so not worthy to post in the same blog as someone so vastly superior in everyway. But I'm too ignorent to stop... I don't know what to do.

Well I can give you a suggestion, learn to spell ignorant for starters. I mean really, if this is going to be a pissing match over who can look smarter, come at me with some type of junior high level spelling, please.

In all seriousness, like you said it's an internet blog. You don't really care about others think of you on here, do you? Thats seems to be how the majority acts around here, but not all of them try to act all high and mighty just because someone made a good comeback against you.

Where do you get that I really care? Because I am replying to you? You're replying to me, so do you really care? I was simply pointing out how unfunny and lame your reply was, and you shot back at me with more idiocy. If you want to keep going we can, but there's a little box where you can check the spelling before you post, so maybe use that from now on?

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	t0mcruise 2006-08-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's all right jericho, this troll is just trying to ruin Cruise Week. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2006-08-02 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	I think Tom Cruise week could be effectively ruined by playing Vanilla Sky, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	supertaker 2007-07-26 12:55 am UTC (link)
	There is no way that only one person dislikes you! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2007-07-26 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	Interesting point. My counter is that there is no way even one person likes you! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	supertaker 2007-07-26 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Touche. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	t0mcruise 2006-07-31 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	You have to understand that that is what people see when they look at your name: jbiidpefwhateverhisnameis. And then they skip over your post. The only reason I read the infamous "bloody brody post" was because you tricked me by getting an avatar! I had planned to look for more of your posts but I have a weak stomach. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2006-07-31 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	But Tom, if people skip over my posts, then why did you reply to my first comment without even reading it? Unless, of course, you didn't skip over it. Tom, are you lying? As for a weak stomach, I would think somebody who has dated Penelope Cruz and was in Cocktail has seen and stomached far worse things than what I've written on this blog. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	t0mcruise 2006-08-01 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, you got me there. I do always read the first post regardless of user. Believe me, that's a nice piece of ass. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2006-08-01 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Sorry pal, but when you can rival Owen Wilson for the freakiest nose on the planet, you don't rate high on my scale. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	myfactsareright 2007-10-18 04:44 am UTC (link)
	http://rspwfaq.livejournal.com/404297.html (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2007-10-18 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I should have said CLIQUE IN THE WORKPLACE! I'LL PULL A PILLMAN!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jdisbfp 2007-10-18 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	Brotha, if this is going to turn into us linking every time somebody has ever made fun of one of us, I've got a LOT of links to find. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	myfactsareright 2007-10-18 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	http://rspwfaq.livejournal.com/404297.html?thread=22276425#t22276425 (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jdisbfp 2007-10-18 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaand you're now ignored for good. Congrats, the only human contact you had is now gone! PILLMAN! WORKPLACE! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	panzermega 2006-07-31 02:03 am UTC (link)
	In honor of Mr. Cruise, my friends and I are dressing up as The Evolution of Tom Cruise for Halloween. A dozen legendary Tom Cruise roles represented in a single night. They may have to retire Halloween after that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	will_you_rise 2006-07-31 09:30 am UTC (link)
	T0m Cruise invented Halloween when he needed a way to avoid the fanfare after his multi-million dollar profit making movie, Far & Away... that was made over 300 years ago, right? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	awel_cruiz 2006-07-31 02:08 am UTC (link)
	They're worried about their vitamin intake but are too embarassed to seek Cruise Control. Hey, that's MY gimmick, bitch! And it's spelled "Cruiz Control" Hail Xenu! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jericho150 2006-07-31 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	no (Reply to this) (Parent)

	juices_world 2006-07-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
	All hail Cruise...this guy is great. I can't wait for the showdown between Cruise and General Zod in '08. (Reply to this)

	kthx 2006-07-31 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Ah good, another thread for everyone to take tommunion. (Reply to this)

	Swerve biotch! jdmerkel 2006-07-31 04:13 am UTC (link)
	At first I thought Tom Cruise day would make me happy like one of his movies but the cancellation makes me disappointed like reading one of Scott's books. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Swerve biotch! scottyhwood 2006-07-31 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Wide-eyed, but without comment (Reply to this) (Parent)

	here you go tom...... myfactsareright 2006-07-31 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Not safe for work. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: here you go tom...... will_you_rise 2006-07-31 09:45 am UTC (link)
	I don't get it. Where was the blow job? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fransinferno 2006-07-31 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Cruise is Far And Away the Top Gun on this blog. He's WCW Monday Nitro in its prime, we're all Days Of Thunder. He has All The Right Moves. Even HHH Taps to the Legend. (Reply to this)

	Did they take Thank You Tom Cruise out of that nascar movie? iafrate 2006-07-31 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	I went to work and say this post and just had to take the day off to celebrate the legend that is Tom Cruise. You sir, will always have the world belt in life. Go Tom! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Did they take Thank You Tom Cruise out of that nascar movie? donaldduck5671 2006-08-01 12:34 am UTC (link)
	You still suck, Iafrate! The Original Terrance in Sierra Madre HEY MISTER J-STEW! GOT MOLES ON YOUR DOME TOO! HEHEHEHE! YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flipflopnfly 2006-07-31 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Tom Cruise. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	myfactsareright 2007-10-18 04:26 am UTC (link)
	http://rspwfaq.livejournal.com/404297.html (Reply to this) (Parent)

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